Poodle "Oui Oui! I Need to Pee!" Funny T-shirt

Elegant. Sophisticated. Completely out of time. This fabulous pink poodle may look like she belongs in a Paris fashion magazine with her classy green bow and glamorous attitude, but beneath the elegance lies pure panic. The caption “Oui Oui! I Need to Pee!” transforms high fashion into high urgency, creating the perfect mix of fancy and ridiculous. It’s the ideal design for dramatic dog lovers, chaotic classy people, and anyone who’s ever gone from confident to desperate in under thirty seconds.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and less fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and resist stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphics with pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX certified and ethically sourced materials with 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors