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"Blow Me" Poodle Tee
$24.70
Nothing says sophistication quite like a perfectly groomed poodle demanding salon-level treatment with maximum attitude. Featuring a dramatic hair dryer, a fabulous poodle, and the hilariously bold caption “Blow Me,” this design walks the perfect line between cheeky humor and glamorous dog chaos. Whether interpreted as a diva-level grooming request or a tiny emotional meltdown before brunch, this poodle delivers sass, volume, and absolutely zero patience. Made for dog lovers with questionable humor and impeccable taste.
Why This Tee Rocks
- 😍 Ridiculously soft and comfy you'll keep reaching for it.
- 🐾 Perfect for dog walks, coffee runs, couch days, and everything in between.
- 💥 Durable print and quality fabric that can handle real life.
- 🌱 Ethically made from responsibly sourced cotton because looking good shouldn't cost the planet.
Help Me Stay Cute
- ❄️ Cold wash only.
- 👕 Wash with similar colours (we all get along better).
- 🔥 Low heat in the dryer.
- 🧼 No bleach. Ever.
- 🚫 Dry cleaners? Hard pass.
- ✨ Iron on low if you're feeling fancy.